• Afimi
  
• Aik afimi (dosre se)”yar bari sarak ko to main road kehte hain choti sarak ko kya kehte hain?” Dosra afimi”aare yar choti sarak ko women road kehte hain.”

Bacha

• Aik bache ne phone kiya to galti se journal store ka number mil gya,
• Bachy ne socha kune na kuch baatein kar lein jayen ? Bachy ne kaha:”han jee!aap ke pas soji hay?”dokan dar ne kaha jee han! Sahib ne phir pocha”chini or ghee bhi yakenan ho ga”. Jee han hain”dokan dar khush hoa or order ka muntezar tha. Dosri taraf se jawab aya”to phir aap halwa kune nahi paka lete?”

Tacher

• Aik teacher ne bache ko parhate hoye kaha ke lekhna ko English main (write) kehte hain.” Kareeb se aik dosre teacher guzar rehy the ke unho ne suna to kehne lage ke app (wrong) parha rehy hain is baat par dono ki larai ho gai or dono principal ke pas gye or waja batai,principal ne dono ki goftago suni or kaha”aap dono ko hi knolege nahi hay”

• Angrez police
  
• Angrez police officer kadi ko jail chorne ja raha tha ke is ka hat teez hawa se door ja gira . Kya main bhag kar ise le aon?” Kadi ne sadat mandi se officer se pocha Police officer bola.”tumhara kya khyal hay main bewakoof hun?tum yahin tehro main kudh le kar ata hun.

Aik Shaks

• Aik shaks chat se gir kar dono tangain torwa betha.aik dost ne eyadat karte hoye kaha”samaj main nahi aata ke tumhari tangain kese tot gain.” Who chir kar bola,tum chat se chalang laga kar dekh lo tangein kese totti hain,.

GAon

• Gaon main aik bore ajnabee ne bache se poch.beta mere hum umer ke log is waqt kahan milein gain? Bacha……jee…….who kabristan main.

Gahak

• Gahak…… bahre se …….dekho chaye main makhi ter rehi hay. Behra……hazor,agar is ko terna nahi aata to bechari kab ki doob gai hoti.

Police

• Police officer tum is ghar main kune guse the? Chor bari sadgi se janab khush amded ka board parh kar.

UStaad

• Ustaad…… fiaz se kya waja hay tum school roz der se ate ho? Fiaz……….janab kya karon.ye chaprasi mere ane se pehly hi Ghanti baja deta hay.

Ustaad

Ustaad bache se tumhare walid ka kya naam hay? Bacha janab bijli din. Ustaad, bijli din yeh kesa naam hay? Bacha janab pehly un ka naam chrag din tha.lekin jab se science ne taraki ki hay tab se unho ne apna naam bijli din rakh diya hay.