Husband: Malang baba meri BIWI bahut pareshan krti hy
us ka koi hal batao.
Malang: beta Agar bivi ka koi Hal hota to aaj
main MALANG na hota

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Stupid Girl and Teacher
December 6th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Lady Teacher: Zero mein 1 dalain to kia hota hai?
Girl: Chup rahi !!
Teacher: GUSSE se jawab do Zero me 1 dalian to
kia hota hai?
Girl: Bohat DARD hota hai..

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Nasa has launched L project
December 3rd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
NASA has launched a project “L” whch consist
a new and better space ship 2 send odanary people
into space specially 2 Moon without been so expensive
only for u have to folow 1 simple rule n that is
“CHARRHO LUN TAY= Pohanacho CHUN TAY”
Feel free to contact our project manager
Mr. GullKhan to enjoy the ride

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Hath ki Lakeerain
November 22nd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Usne Mere hath ki lakeerain dekhin
or pir Hans kar kaha !!!
Tujhe Zindagi me Sab kuch milega,
Sivaay
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Cheeni K…

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Funny Exam
November 19th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Exam hall mein Student copy pe apna
Panja bana ra tha.
Duty per teacher bola paper mein to hand ki diagram ka Question nai
Student:
Mein paper banane wale per lanat bhej raha hun

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Larki ki amma
November 10th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Larkay wale:
Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?
Larki ki amma…
Haan jii
MASHAALLAH
Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai.

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