Urdu sms jokes

1 Kuwari Larhki Ka Bacha Ho Giya.
Larki kay Baap Ne Poocha K Ye Kiss Ka Bacha Hai?
Larhki: Papa Say Missed Call to sb Hi Marte The,
Pata nai Kis ki recive hogai.

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Funny heroin Sms
February 10th, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments
Night was dark,
Moon was high,
Boy stopped bike,
Girl ask WHY?
He came close,
She felt shy,&
He said:”Dhakka maar heroin Petrol MUK gaya hy”

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Funny sms on BS (CS)
January 21st, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments
Ye BS(CS) nahi asaan,
bs itna samajh lijiye…
pathanon ka ilaaqa hai aur jhuk k jana hai..

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Funny Students Of Accounting & Finance
January 16th, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments
ARRANGE MARRIAGE…
500,000 Shadi pr.
100,000 Haq mehar…
Or
Shadi ki mukhtalif rasmon per..50,000
Shadi k 3 dino ka kharcha.650,000..
Yani Shadi k 1 din ka kharcha216666.6667
1 ghntay ka 9027.77778
Or 1 Mint ka150.462963 ..
Uffff:-@AUR.LOVEMARRIGE Sirf 120 rupay ka Stamp paper……
A Message From:
***The Students Of Accounting & Finance.Invest at ur own risk. . .

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Larka aadhi Raat ko
January 3rd, 2010 by Nabeel, No Comments
1 larki ne aadhi raat ko
Larkay ko SMS kiya k
Ghar aajao ghar koi nai hai
Maza aayga
Larka chala gya
waqai ghar pe koi nai tha
TALA LAGA THA
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Molvi Bus Me
December 27th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko daikh kr
darty darty pochta hai.
“Movi sab,
Ap
?
?
?
?
?
?
Dam Darood waalay Molvi ho , ya bomb BArood walalay.. ?
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