Breaking Newz
Tariq Road aur Saddar per 1 car dekhi gayi hai
jis me mein dhamaka khaiz
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Bachiyan hain.
HAnso mat
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DHONDO….!!
Kamino

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Funny Urdu Sms Jokes
November 3rd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Railway officer was taking an interview…
Officer: Tumhen pata chale k 2 train ek hi track per opposite direction men aa rahi
hen to tum kiya karoge?
Applicant: Mein kanta badal dunga.
Officer: Agr na badal sako?
Applicant: Mein Red Signal dunga.
Officer: Light na ho to?
Applicant: Mein Red Flag dikha dunga.
Officer: Flag b na mila to?
Applicant: Mein Chotay bai [...]

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Sardar K Ghar ke Name Plate
November 2nd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
1 Sardar k ghar k bahir name plate per likha tha
Wife- MSC aur
Husband- FSC
1 admin ne pocha sardar G aap ki bivi ne kis Subject mein MSC ke hai?
Or Aap k FSC mein kon sy subject thy?
Sardar bola: Subject da meno pata nai, Name plate da matlab hai
MSC- Mother of Seven Children
FSC- Father os Seven [...]

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Difference B/W friend n best friend
October 31st, 2009 by Nabeel, 1 Comment
The Difference B/W friend n best friend..
Friend says:
Yr plz Drive Safly n Slowly..
Best Friend Says:
Bhaga kanjer, agey cultus mein bachyian hain..

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Larka Aunty ke ghar
October 29th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
1 larka apni door ki Aunty k ghar gaya.
Usay kafi dair ho gye ,
Aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum GUDDU k pass so jao
Larka bola rehne dain me bahir sofay par hi SO jata hun.
Subah 1 khoobsurat larki chai lekar aai
to larke ne pucha ap kon?
Larki: Main GUDDU aap kon??
Larka: main ullu ka Patha………

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Young Generation
October 27th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
* Young Generation ki Dua *
Oh my “GOD”
oh my “MOLA”
give me one “TOYOTA COROLA”
a mobile “NOKIA YA MOTROLA”
God i m alone in ur whole world.
So plz give me one GIRL friend who has age of
” SOLA ”
But the girl should be
” HOT AND SHOLA