1 sardar aur 1 punjabi ka interview tha..
punjabi se:
Q: taleem?
Ans: B.A
Q:Pakistan kab bana?
Ans: Koshish pehle se chal rahi thi par 1947
Q:Pakistan ka pm kon hai?
Ans: Bohat ae gae lekin ab Geelani sahab hai.
Sardar ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno answer yaad ker liye
1-B.A
2-1947
3-Geelani
ab sardar se:
Q:naam?
ans: B.A
Q:kab peda hue?
Ans: koshish pehlay sy chal rahi [...]

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All Schools Remain Close
October 23rd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
All Schools,Colleges nd UNIV’S of pakistan will remain close till 11th November !!!

For details visit

www. inni vi lut nai pai hoi.com

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Funny Bomb Sms
October 22nd, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Reporter ny aik Zakhmi sy pocha jb bomb gira.
kiya wo phat gaya tha?
Zakhmi (Ghussey se): Nai wo reeng ker mere qareeb aaya aur pyar se bola
“THAAA”

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Charsi Ka Ciagrate
October 18th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
1 charsi buji hue Ciagrate pee raha tha
1 admi ne bola ye kaise p rahe ho Dhuwan to nikal nai rha
charsi bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hai…..

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Raat k Sannatte me
October 17th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Kesa lgta hai jb Raat k sannatte me HAWA k jhonkon k Sung
Khamoshi se chalty Hue koi Chupke se Aaye
Ap ko tham le Or kahe
Chal Shabash KAKA Mobile Kad

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Funny Sardar Race
October 11th, 2009 by Nabeel, No Comments
Sardar k ghar chor aagya Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor sy b agay NIKAL gya
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Sardar: Aik tay chori utto Saday nal RESSAN… ?

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