Ghora or Malik

Aik form house pr (Horus) ghora bandhe the os ko har shaks kuch na kuch khane ko de jata tha,is khyal se ke ghora bemar na ho jaye,malik ne tang aa kar wahan aik board lagwa diya jis par likha tha. “baraye mehrbani ghore ko kuch mat kehlaein…….dastakhat malik”. chand dino bad wahan aik or board laga hoa tha jis par likha tha, “mehrbani kar ke sath wale board par koi dehan na de,dastakhat ghora”.

Porani Car

Aik admi porani se car par hotel aya or hotel ke molazim se bola , “bhai zara car ka khyal rakhna main zara chai pine jar aha hun” thori dair bad aa kar is ne molazim ko do rupy tip di,molazim ne kaha, “do rupy or dijye”.is admin e heart se poucha ke, “woh kis liye,molazim ne kaha ke do rupy sharmindagi ke.kune ke jo bi yahan se guzrta tha is car ko dekh kar yehi samajta tha ke yeh car meri hay.

Doctor Mareez

doctor ne mareez se kaha ke tum ne jo cheque diya tha who cash hone ki bejaye wapis aa gya hay.mareez ne jawab diya, “mera sar dard or bokhar bi to wapis aa gya hay na doctor sahib”.

Choroo

Aik sahib doston ki mehfil main bare hank rehy the. “ghar main mera hokam chalta hay.khane ke bad begum se kehta hunk e garam pani le aao to woh foran le ati hay”.khane ke bad garam pani kis liye,aik admin ne poucha, “who admi moon bana kar bole, tumhare khyal main mujhe bartan thande pani se dhone chahye”.

Ustaani

Ustaani aik bachi se ghar ke kam ki copy mangi or le ka dekhana shuru kiya, ustaani herani se kehni lagi,itni sari galtian tum akeli ne kese kar lein,bachi ne masomiat se kaha,bhai jaan ne b mera sath diya tha.

Mosici

Aik shaks dosre se suna hay classical mosiki sun kar pani khol uthta hay, dosra shaks, “such hi ho ga,khon kholta to hum ne bi mehsos kya hay.

Gahak

Gahak,mujhe koi esa kapra dekhao jo mazboot ho,paydar ho or sasta bi ho, dokandar,nokar se inhein tat ka than dekha do.

Clerck

Aik Clerck ne daftar telephone kar ke apne officer ko bataya, “sir main aik hafte tak office nahi aa sakon ga.pechli shaam meri bewi tang tor bethi hay,officer guse se is se aap hafte bhar tak daftar kune nahi aa sakte,to clark ne jawab diya,aap samjhe nahi sir is ne jo tang tori hay woh meri hi to hay.