Sardar

sardar ne pressure cooker khareeda.......dosrey din wapis kr dya.....shopkeeper: kyun wapis kr raey ho .........sardar: ghr mein jawan betiyan hain aur ye sala seetiyan marta hai.. :D

Teacher

Urdu Ki "TEACHER"". Wo Dekho Ek Khubsurat Larki Khari Hai.................................."Is Jumly ko Apne Alfaaz Mai Likho........................STUDENT:Abey Wo Dekh Teri BHABI. :-)

• Marez
  
• Marez:doctor se mere danton main dard rehta hay or ab to danto main kerah bhi lag gya hay.bataye doctor sahib main kya karon? Doctor….aap aik mahn tak ras or chay lein is ke alawa kuch na khayein . Aik mahn tak marez rozana sirf or sirf chaye or ras par guzara karta raha magar aik din ras khatam ho gye jis par marez ne socha ke chalo aj main sirf chaye pee leta hun.aaj guzara ho hi jaye ga.kal ras le aaon ga magar kere ko acha na laga,foran bahir nikal kar kehne laga Uncle aj ras nahi hay kya.